Rob Schneider
Actor | Director | Producer | Writer
Actor | Director | Producer | Writer
Rob Schneider is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director.
As: Richie Hartman
Hubie Dubois who, despite his devotion to his hometown of Salem, Massachusetts (and its legendary Halloween celebration), is a figure of mockery for kids and adults alike. But this year, something really is going bump in the night, and it’s up to Hubie to save Halloween.
Runtime: 102 min.
Directed by: Steven Brill
Stars: Ray Liotta | Rob Schneider | Adam Sandler | Kevin James | Julie Bowen
Former "Saturday Night Live" star Rob Schneider returns to the stage and shares his take on life, love and dinosaur dreams in this stand-up special. Ending with a surprise duet performance with his daughter, singer-songwriter Elle King, Rob talks about potty training his young daughters and his own pig potential.
Runtime: 44 min.
Directed by: Tyler Spindel
Stars: Rob Schneider | Elle King
As: Komante
A guy meets the woman of his dreams and invites her to his company's corporate retreat, but realizes he sent the invite to the wrong person.
Runtime: 89 min.
Directed by: Tyler Spindel
Stars: Molly Sims | Sarah Chalke | David Spade | Candace Smith | Lauren Lapkus
As: Himself
Adam Sandler takes his comical musical musings back out on the road, from comedy clubs to concert halls to one very unsuspecting subway station.
Runtime: 73 min.
Directed by: Steven Brill
Stars: Rob Schneider | Adam Sandler | Dan Bulla
As: Firuz
When a hapless but dedicated talent manager signs his first client who actually has talent, his career finally starts to take off.
Runtime: 130 min.
Directed by: Steven Brill
Stars: Terry Crews | Rob Schneider | Adam Sandler | Kevin James | Nick Swardson
As: Patrick Panda / Jimmy Ginseng (voice)
A peace-loving soldier from Ancient China is magically transported into a world ruled by an evil nine-headed snake. Transformed into a panda, he joins forces with a flying pig to free the once-peaceful Merryland from tyranny. But first he must train to be the kingdom's most courageous panda warrior.
Runtime: 78 min.
Stars: Tom Kenny | Rob Schneider | Haylie Duff | Norm Macdonald | Lauren Elizabeth Luthringshausen
As: Norm (voice)
The stereoscopic 3D animated family film "Norm" tells the story of the titular polar bear and his three Arctic lemming buddies, who are forced out into the world once their icy home begins melting and breaking apart. Landing in New York, Norm begins life anew as a performing corporate mascot, only to discover that his new employers are directly responsible for the destruction of his polar home.
Runtime: 90 min.
Directed by: Trevor Wall
Stars: Loretta Devine | Rob Schneider | Ken Jeong | Bill Nighy | Heather Graham
As: Ramon
When his long-lost outlaw father returns, Tommy "White Knife" Stockburn goes on an adventure-filled journey across the Old West with his five brothers.
Runtime: 119 min.
Directed by: Frank Coraci
Stars: Steve Buscemi | Taylor Lautner | Steve Zahn | Adam Sandler | David Spade
As: Benny (voice)
A ragtag gang of international talking-dog mascots must save the day and foil the plot of villains planning to sabotage the Youth World Cup soccer finals.
Directed by: Guy Distad
Stars: Rob Schneider | Mark Silverman | Evan Kole | Ashley Bornancin | Matthew James Roberts
As: Robo Joseph
A sensitive guy finds out he's... a robot.
Runtime: 90 min.
Directed by: Tal Goldberg | Gal Zelezniak
Stars: Rob Schneider | Dror Keren | Tzahi Grad | Yotam Ishay | Hili Yalon
As: Dodger (voice)
Ernie, Julia, and Max accidentally start a time-machine and find themselves back in time 65 million years, where they are adopted by a doting dinosaur mom and a rambunctious dinosaur brother while, back in the present day, their parents plot their rescue.
Runtime: 86 min.
Directed by: John Kafka
Stars: Stephen Baldwin | Jane Lynch | Rob Schneider | Melanie Griffith | William Baldwin
Princess Froglegs goes undercover to compete in her father's Froglympics in order to avoid being married off to a male suitor.
Runtime: 86 min.
Directed by: Nelson Shin | Melanie Simka
Stars: Bella Thorne | Gregg Sulkin | Nathan Barnatt | Dallas Lovato | Romeo Miller
As: Himself
Max Amini’s hour-long stand-up special
Runtime: 60 min.
Directed by: Rob Schneider
Stars: Rob Schneider | Max Amini
As: Shelby (Voice)
This isn't just a Christmas miracle... It's Christmas magic! In this heart-warming family tale, rescue dog Shelby manages to escape the dog pound on Christmas Eve and runs straight into the arms of little Jake (John Paul Ruttan, Robocop). Immediately the two are inseparable! Jake wants to be a magician and Shelby soon becomes the best friend and magical assistant he's always wanted... The ...
Runtime: 92 min.
Directed by: Brian K. Roberts
Stars: Rob Schneider | Tom Arnold | Chevy Chase | Christian Potenza
Three stand-up comedians seek fame and fortune in the hottest comedy scene in the world: San Francisco in the 1980s.
Runtime: 90 min.
Directed by: Robert Campos | Donna LoCicero
Stars: Dana Carvey | Geoff Bolt | Larry Brown | Debi Durst | Will Durst
As: Chuy (voice)
In this turbulent jungle adventure an outcast coati male has to team up with a quirky spider monkey to save a coati princess from the hands of a human poacher and his mysterious client.
Runtime: 85 min.
Directed by: Taedong Park | Mauricio De la Orta
Stars: Rob Schneider | Jessica DiCicco | Drake Bell | Brianne Siddall | Joey D'Auria
As: Fred (Voice)
When Ace, a cocky young firefighter, defies his orders and recklessly puts his team in jeopardy, he resigns to the coal mines. Until one day he gets the chance to redeem himself.
Runtime: 84 min.
Directed by: Tony Tang | Mychal Simka
Stars: Josh Duhamel | Tom Skerritt | Rob Schneider | Hilary Duff | Jesse McCartney
As: USA Manager
Curious little penguin Pororo and his friends accidentally cause an airplane to make an emergency landing in their home of Pororo Village. On the airplane are some turtles being shipped to Northpia to deliver ice sleds, or racing ice cars. Nevertheless, Pororo and his friends believe that the turtles are racers, and the turtles end up giving the gang at Pororo Village some lessons and passing ...
Runtime: 78 min.
Directed by: Park Young-kyun
Stars: Anthony Anderson | Chris Jai Alex | Drake Bell | Zhang Anqi | Wu Di
As: Himself
"SNL" alum Rob Schneider takes to the stage (as himself) to examine the bizarre nature of fame, the woes of aging and the virtue of sweatpants. Known for his off-the-wall characters, Schneider opens up about his own life, which can be equally zany.
Runtime: 60 min.
Directed by: Ryan Polito
Stars: Rob Schneider
As: J.D.
A no-nonsense cop has a flair for fashion and a celebrity takes revenge on the paparazzi in a collection of comedic sketches.
Runtime: 83 min.
Directed by: Vince Offer
Stars: Michelle Rodriguez | Lindsay Lohan | Adrien Brody | Rob Schneider | Ari Shaffir
As: Dodger
When a daredevil kid named Ernie, his sister Julia, and his best friend Max are horsing around in Max's inventor father's workshop, they accidentally trip a time-machine into operation and find themselves transported back in time 65 million years, where they meet a T-Rex named Tyra and her rambunctious dinosaur son Dodger. The unlikely group find themselves on an amazing adventure exploring the ...
Runtime: 86 min.
Directed by: Yoon-suk Choi | John Kafka
Stars: Jane Lynch | Rob Schneider | Melanie Griffith | Pamela Adlon | William Baldwin
As: Johnny (voice)
Being teased for his color, Johnny the white koala joins a traveling carnival with Hamish, a Tasmanian devil, and Higgens, a photographer monkey as talent agents. On the way through the Australian outback desert, the trailer they are in comes loose and crashes. Johnny must live up to the hero status Hamish presents him as while the outback locals try to rescue a kidnapped koala from ...
Runtime: 85 min.
Directed by: Kyung Ho Lee
Stars: Frank Welker | Alan Cumming | Tim Curry | Nolan North | Jenni Pulos
As: Nerissa (voice)
Trained in the skills of sea power, Pi the fish can fight a shark, sink a squid or batter any random predator that ever threatens his friends and neighbors on the reef. Unfortunately, being the only hero in town can take its toll, especially when a group of sharks declares that the end of the reef is soon at hand.
Runtime: 80 min.
Directed by: Taedong Park | Mark A.Z. Dippé
Stars: Jamie Kennedy | Andy Dick | Busy Philipps | Drake Bell | Frankie Jonas
As: Dodo (voice)
In the weeks leading up to the grand air show young Su-27 fighter by the name of Knight comes to the disciples to aircraft leading figures, which are taken to prepare it for the competition. But Knight forget about classes, when the ears falls in love with a charming light aircraft lightning, not knowing what it is - an assistant cruel and evil Thunder fighter who wants to deal with the Knight. Would ...
Runtime: 84 min.
Directed by: Olga Lopato
Stars: Aleksandr Golovin | Josh Duhamel | Valentin Gaft | Hilary Duff | Aleksey Frandetti
Legend of the Sea tells the story of a prince, Little Dragon, who loses a king’s treasure and source of power, the Luminous Pearl, as well as his father’s trust. In seeking the Pearl, he fights evil Ocho the octopus to save the kingdom and redeem himself.
Runtime: 76 min.
Directed by: Benjamin Toh
Stars: Rob Schneider
As: Ernesto
An unassuming pet photographer is thrown into serious action, adventure and romance when he's forced to marry a Croatian bride and spend his honeymoon at a remote tropical resort where she is kidnapped.
Runtime: 99 min.
Directed by: Rob Hedden
Stars: Rob Schneider | Tia Carrere | Katharine McPhee | Mena Suvari | Dave Annable
As: narrator
The Giants won their sixth World Series championship by beating the Texas Rangers four games to one in the 2010 World Series. Now you can relive the storybook triumph with the Official 2010 World Series Film on DVD and Blu-ray. It is all here! From the game-winning blasts of Edgar Renteria to the domination of Tim Lincecum: all the drama, game action, behind-the-scenes access and in-depth ...
Runtime: 110 min.
Stars: Rob Schneider
As: Paul
Paul is an ordinary man who is at the end of his rope. He hates his job, his beautiful wife has left him, and his mother and gay, Buddhist-monk brother constantly remind him of his shortcomings. Although Paul doesn't know it yet, his life is about to change in a big way.
Runtime: 101 min.
Directed by: Rob Schneider
Stars: Brandon Molale | Steve Buscemi | Rob Schneider | Holland Taylor | Peter Riegert
As: Rob Hilliard
After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend.
Runtime: 102 min.
Directed by: Dennis Dugan
Stars: Rob Schneider | Adam Sandler | David Spade | Chris Rock | Kevin James
As: Ed Curtzman
A Freshman College Girl on a scholarship from an abstinence group that advocates saving sex until marriage discovers that her antics on a night of debauchery, when she reluctantly got drunk for the first time in her life, were captured on camera by a sleazy video producer. Now she and her friends must travel across country to recover the incriminating footage.
Runtime: 88 min.
Directed by: Clare Kilner
Stars: Brianne Davis | Rob Schneider | Chase Ryan Jeffery | Jenna Dewan | Elan Moss-Bachrach
As: Nathan McNicol
With help from her best friends (Rumer Willis, Kristin Cavallari), a high schooler (Tania Raymonde) turns the tables on a jock (Ryan Merriman) who plans to deflower her.
Runtime: 85 min.
Directed by: Dana Lustig
Stars: Ryan Merriman | Jesse Moss | Tania Raymonde | Rumer Willis | Kristin Cavallari
As: Chief Running Mouth / Pickpocket
Skeeter Bronson is a down-on-his-luck guy who's always telling bedtime stories to his niece and nephew. But his life is turned upside down when the fantastical stories he makes up for entertainment inexplicably turn into reality. Can a bewildered Skeeter manage his own unruly fantasies now that the outrageous characters and situations from his mind have morphed into actual people and events?
Runtime: 99 min.
Directed by: Adam Shankman
Stars: Guy Pearce | Lucy Lawless | Adam Sandler | Courteney Cox | Keri Russell
As: Salim
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
Runtime: 113 min.
Directed by: Dennis Dugan
Stars: John Turturro | Adam Sandler | Emmanuelle Chriqui | Lainie Kazan | Nick Swardson
As: Bill
Quite a bit can happen over the course of a single day in L.A., and when smooth-talking scam artist Johnny decides to throw a bachelor party for his best friend Bill the events of the day take a bizarre turn. As the festivities get underway, the appearance of a transvestite prostitute, a trigger-happy ex-con, and a notorious porn king signal that this isn't going to be a typical night out.
Runtime: 96 min.
Directed by: Craig Sheffer
Stars: Michael Clarke Duncan | Rob Schneider | Jennifer Esposito | Claudia Choi | Ron Livingston
As: Asian Minister
Firefighters Chuck Ford and Larry Valentine are guy's guys, loyal to the core – which is why, when widower Larry asks Chuck to pose as his gay lover so that he can get domestic partner benefits for his kids, his buddy agrees. However, things get dicey when a bureaucrat comes calling, and the boys are forced to present a picture of domestic bliss.
Runtime: 115 min.
Directed by: Dennis Dugan
Stars: Ving Rhames | Jessica Biel | Dan Aykroyd | Adam Sandler | Kevin James
As: Big Stan
Rob Schneider writes and stars in this comedy about a nerdy con man whose swindling ways land him a stiff prison sentence. Terrified at the prospect of being raped in prison he enlists the aid of a mysterious kung-fu expert to teach him how to fight.
Runtime: 105 min.
Directed by: Rob Schneider
Stars: Scott Wilson | Rob Schneider | Richard Kind | David Carradine | Jennifer Morrison
Schneider will play a father who is trying to save his troubled fishing lodge as well as his relationship with his 12-year-old daughter, who uncovers an ancient secret in the waters near the lodge.
Runtime: 30 min.
Directed by: Jeremy Torrie
Stars: Rob Schneider | Darcy Fehr | Mike Butters | Jessica Amlee | Andrea Menard
As: Dinosaur Rex
After leaving the prison, the dwarf criminal Calvin Sims joins to his moron brother Percy to steal an expensive huge diamond in a jewelry for the mobster Walken. They are chased by the police, and Calvin hides the stone in the purse of the executive Vanessa Edwards, whose husband Darryl Edwards wants to have a baby. Percy convinces Calvin to dress like a baby and be left in front of the Edwards's house ...
Runtime: 98 min.
Directed by: Keenen Ivory Wayans
Stars: Marlon Wayans | Kerry Washington | Tracy Morgan | Shawn Wayans | John Witherspoon
As: Nerissa (voice)
After losing everything, a young fish, Pi, goes to live with his family on the Reef. There he meets the love of his life but finds that she already has the unwanted affections of a bully shark. He must follow his destiny to save her and rid the Reef of this menace for good.
Runtime: 77 min.
Directed by: Howard E. Baker | John Fox | Kyungho Lee
Stars: Donal Logue | Rob Schneider | Evan Rachel Wood | Andy Dick | Freddie Prinze Jr.
As: Prince Habeeboo
A workaholic architect finds a universal remote that allows him to fast-forward and rewind to different parts of his life. Complications arise when the remote starts to overrule his choices.
Runtime: 107 min.
Directed by: Frank Coraci
Stars: Christopher Walken | Adam Sandler | Kate Beckinsale | Henry Winkler | David Hasselhoff
As: Gus
A trio of guys try and make up for missed opportunities in childhood by forming a three-player baseball team to compete against standard little league squads.
Runtime: 80 min.
Directed by: Dennis Dugan
Stars: Rob Schneider | Molly Sims | Amaury Nolasco | Jon Lovitz | David Spade
As: Yuri
Even though he's 35, Alex acts more like he's 13, spending his days as the world's oldest video game tester and his evenings developing the next big Xbox game. But he gets kicked out of his apartment and is forced to move in with his grandmother.
Runtime: 94 min.
Directed by: Nicholaus Goossen
Stars: Linda Cardellini | Joel David Moore | Shirley Knight | Allen Covert | Peter Dante
As: Deuce Bigalow
Deuce Bigalow goes to Amsterdam after a little accident including two irritating kids and a bunch of aggressive dolphins. There he meets up with his old friend T.J. Hicks. But a mysterious killer starts killing some of Amsterdam's finest gigolos and T.J. is mistaken for the extremely gay murderer. Deuce must enter the gigolo industry again to find the real murderer and clear T.J.'s name.
Runtime: 83 min.
Directed by: Mike Bigelow
Stars: Rob Schneider | Jeroen Krabbé | Eddie Griffin | Til Schweiger | Douglas Sills
As: Punky
Pro quarter-back, Paul Crewe and former college champion and coach, Nate Scarboro are doing time in the same prison. Asked to put together a team of inmates to take on the guards, Crewe enlists the help of Scarboro to coach the inmates to victory in a football game 'fixed' to turn out quite another way.
Runtime: 113 min.
Directed by: Peter Segal
Stars: William Fichtner | Terry Crews | Adam Sandler | Chris Rock | Burt Reynolds
As: Himself
One hundred superstar comedians tell the same very, VERY dirty, filthy joke--one shared privately by comics since Vaudeville.
Runtime: 89 min.
Directed by: Paul Provenza
Stars: Hank Azaria | Jason Alexander | Shelley Berman | Chris Albrecht | Steven Gary Banks
As: San Francisco Hobo
A bet pits a British inventor, a Chinese thief and a French artist on a worldwide adventure that they can circle the globe in 80 days.
Runtime: 120 min.
Directed by: Frank Coraci
Stars: Ewen Bremner | Steve Coogan | Jackie Chan | Jim Broadbent | Cécile de France
As: Ula
Henry is a player skilled at seducing women. But when this veterinarian meets Lucy, a girl with a quirky problem when it comes to total recall, he realizes it's possible to fall in love all over again…and again, and again. That's because the delightful Lucy has no short-term memory, so Henry must woo her day after day until he finally sweeps her off her feet.
Runtime: 99 min.
Directed by: Peter Segal
Stars: Sean Astin | Rob Schneider | Drew Barrymore | Adam Sandler | Lusia Strus
As: Rinky-Dink-Dink
Based on the classic tale of the Pied Piper, this Rock-Opera themed cartoon tells the tale of the 1960s small suburban town of Hamlin, which has been infested with rats. Sly, a Jimi-Hendrix styled guitarist, is hired to take care of the rats with his musical abilities, and is promised a Harley Davidson from the mayor as payment. When he gets cheated out of his payment, he then uses his music to ...
Runtime: 68 min.
Directed by: Raymie Muzquiz
Stars: Christine Ebersole | Rodney Dangerfield | Robbie Rist | Wayne Brady | Lesli Margherita
As: Clive Maxtone/Jessica Spencer
Not only is Jessica Spencer the most popular girl in school -- she is also the meanest. But things change for the attractive teen when a freak accident involving a cursed pair of earrings and a chance encounter at a gas station causes her to switch bodies with Clive, a sleazy crook. Jessica, in the form of the repulsive Clive, struggles to adjust to this radical alteration and sets out to get her own ...
Runtime: 104 min.
Directed by: Tom Brady
Stars: Rachel McAdams | Eric Christian Olsen | Rob Schneider | Anna Faris | Matthew Lawrence
As: Chinese Waiter / Narrator (voice)
Adam Sandler invites you to share some holiday cheer in the new, no-holds-barred musical comedy Adam Sandler's 8 Crazy Nights. Davey Stone, a 33-year old party animal, finds himself in trouble with the law after his wild ways go too far.
Runtime: 76 min.
Directed by: Seth Kearsley
Stars: Rob Schneider | Kevin Nealon | Adam Sandler | Jackie Sandler | Austin Stout
As: Nazo, the Italian Delivery Man
When Longfellow Deeds, a small-town pizzeria owner and poet, inherits $40 billion from his deceased uncle, he quickly begins rolling in a different kind of dough. Moving to the big city, Deeds finds himself besieged by opportunists all gunning for their piece of the pie. Babe, a television tabloid reporter, poses as an innocent small-town girl to do an exposé on Deeds.
Runtime: 96 min.
Directed by: Steven Brill
Stars: John Turturro | Peter Gallagher | Adam Sandler | Allen Covert | Winona Ryder
As: Marvin Mange
When loser Marvin Mange is involved in a horrible car accident, he's brought back to life by a deranged scientist as half man and half animal. His newfound powers are awesome -- but their adverse side effects could take over his life. Now, Marvin must fight to control his crazy primal urges around his new squeeze, Rianna, and his rival, Sgt. Sisk, who both think he's one cool cat.
Runtime: 84 min.
Directed by: Luke Greenfield
Stars: John C. McGinley | Guy Torry | Rob Schneider | Colleen Haskell | Ed Asner
As: Himself
See inside the exclusive Playboy Mansion, with parties attended by all the A-List celebrities
Runtime: 48 min.
Stars: Tom Arnold | Pamela Anderson | Regina Russell Banali | John Asher | Hugh Hefner
As: The Townie
After the lord of darkness decides he will not cede his thrown to any of his three sons, the two most powerful of them escape to Earth to create a kingdom for themselves. This action closes the portal filtering sinful souls to Hell and causes Satan to wither away. He must send his most weak but beloved son, Little Nicky, to Earth to return his brothers to Hell.
Runtime: 90 min.
Directed by: Steven Brill
Stars: Rhys Ifans | Harvey Keitel | Patricia Arquette | Adam Sandler | Tom Lister Jr.
As: Deuce Bigalow
Deuce Bigalow is a less than attractive, down on his luck aquarium cleaner. One day he wrecks the house of a gigolo and needs quick money to repair it. The only way he can make it is to become a gigolo himself, taking on an unusual mix of female clients. He encounters a couple of problems, though. He falls in love with one of his unusual clients, and a sleazy police officer is hot on his trail.
Runtime: 88 min.
Directed by: Mike Mitchell
Stars: William Forsythe | Oded Fehr | Rob Schneider | Eddie Griffin | Arija Bareikis
As: TV Producer
When Gonzo's breakfast cereal tells him that he's the descendant of aliens from another planet, his attempts at extraterrestrial communication get him kidnapped by a secret government agency, prompting the Muppets to spring into action. It's hard to believe Gonzo's story at first, but Kermit and friends soon find themselves on an epic journey into outer space filled with plenty of intergalactic ...
Runtime: 87 min.
Directed by: Tim Hill
Stars: Brian Henson | Dave Goelz | Steve Whitmire | Jerry Nelson | Bill Barretta
As: Delivery Guy
A lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn't go as planned and he becomes the unlikely foster father.
Runtime: 93 min.
Directed by: Dennis Dugan
Stars: Adam Sandler | Jon Stewart | Joey Lauren Adams | Dylan Sprouse | Cole Sprouse
As: Townie
Bobby Boucher is a water boy for a struggling college football team. The coach discovers Boucher's hidden rage makes him a tackling machine whose bone-crushing power might vault his team into the playoffs.
Runtime: 90 min.
Directed by: Frank Coraci
Stars: Fairuza Balk | Kathy Bates | Adam Sandler | Henry Winkler | Jerry Reed
As: Steve
Susan's Plan (also released as Dying to Get Rich on video) is a 1998 black comedy film directed by John Landis and starring Nastassja Kinski, Dan Aykroyd, Billy Zane, Rob Schneider, Lara Flynn Boyle and Michael Biehn. The plot revolves around Susan's (played by Kinski) plan to kill her former husband (with the help of a group of misfits) and collect his life insurance.
Runtime: 89 min.
Directed by: John Landis
Stars: Michael Biehn | Billy Zane | Rob Schneider | Dan Aykroyd | Nastassja Kinski
As: Tommy Hendricks
Marcus Ray (Jean-Claude Van Damme), a sales representative for "V SIX" jeans, and his partner, Tommy Hendricks (Rob Schneider), are about to be busted for selling "knock off" jeans. Their American contact, Karan Leigh, who by the way is not only their employer but a CIA agent sent to find the mole in their operation, is threatening them with a jail term if they do not prove their innocence.
Runtime: 91 min.
Directed by: Tsui Hark
Stars: Michael Wong | Rob Schneider | Lela Rochon | Jean-Claude Van Damme | Paul Sorvino
As: Volpe
One of puppet-maker Geppetto's creations comes magically to life. This puppet, Pinocchio, has one major desire and that is to become a real boy someday. In order to accomplish this goal he has to learn to act responsibly. This film shows you the adventures on which he learns valuable lessons.
Runtime: 92 min.
Directed by: Steve Barron
Stars: Martin Landau | Udo Kier | Geneviève Bujold | Jonathan Taylor Thomas | Bebe Neuwirth
As: Executive Officer Lt. Martin T. "Marty" Pascal
Bumbling Navy lieutenant Tom Dodge has been given one last chance to clean up his record. But Admiral Graham, his nemesis, assigns Dodge to the Stingray, a submarine that can barely keep afloat. To add insult to injury, the Stingray is to be the enemy flagship in the upcoming war games … and to make matters even worse, Dodge's crew is a band of idiots even more incompetent that he is!
Runtime: 92 min.
Directed by: David S. Ward
Stars: Harry Dean Stanton | Rob Schneider | Lauren Holly | Bruce Dern | Kelsey Grammer
As: Herman 'Fergee' Ferguson
In a dystopian future, Dredd, the most famous judge (a cop with instant field judiciary powers) is convicted for a crime he did not commit while his murderous counterpart escapes.
Runtime: 96 min.
Directed by: Danny Cannon
Stars: Armand Assante | Diane Lane | Jürgen Prochnow | Rob Schneider | Sylvester Stallone
As: Woodrow Tyler
Jed Clampett and kin move from Arkansas to Beverly Hills when he becomes a billionaire, after an oil strike. The country folk are very naive with regard to life in the big city, so when Jed starts a search for a new wife there are inevitably plenty of takers and con artists ready to make a fast buck
Runtime: 92 min.
Directed by: Penelope Spheeris
Stars: Diedrich Bader | Cloris Leachman | Jim Varney | Erika Eleniak | Lily Tomlin
As: Erwin
Simon Phoenix, a violent criminal cryogenically frozen in 1996, has escaped during a parole hearing in 2032 in the utopia of San Angeles. Police are incapable of dealing with his violent ways and turn to his captor, John Spartan, who had also been cryogenically frozen when wrongfully accused of killing 30 innocent people while apprehending Phoenix.
Runtime: 115 min.
Directed by: Marco Brambilla
Stars: Sylvester Stallone | Sandra Bullock | Wesley Snipes | Benjamin Bratt | Nigel Hawthorne
As: Iggy
Two Asian-American "surfer-dude" brothers discover they are the long lost princes from a China Sea Island. Part of their inheritance are magically-induced martial arts prowess. Using their new powers they act to overthrow the island's current dictator, a despotic madman.
Runtime: 87 min.
Directed by: Neal Israel
Stars: Rob Schneider | Leslie Nielsen | John Karlen | Tone Loc | Ernie Reyes, Jr.
As: Bellman
Instead of flying to Florida with his folks, Kevin ends up alone in New York, where he gets a hotel room with his dad's credit card—despite problems from a clerk and meddling bellboy. But when Kevin runs into his old nemeses, the Wet Bandits, he's determined to foil their plans to rob a toy store on Christmas eve.
Runtime: 120 min.
Directed by: Chris Columbus
Stars: Joe Pesci | Daniel Stern | John Heard | Catherine O'Hara | Macaulay Culkin
As: Chuck Neiderman
When the Texas Southern Armadillos football team is disqualified for cheating and poor grades, the University is forced to pick from a team that actually goes to school. Will they even win a single game?
Runtime: 108 min.
Directed by: Stan Dragoti
Stars: Rob Schneider | Scott Bakula | Robert Loggia | Harley Jane Kozak | Héctor Elizondo
As: Voyeur Martian
Song writer Mark Devereaux accidentally calls millions of green Martians to invade Earth. No they aren't dangerous, just wise-cracking, intrusive, pain in neck, annoyances. No one can escape their distracting influence. It's up to Mark to figure out how they got here, and most importantly, how to get rid of them before they drive everyone crazy!
Runtime: 89 min.
Directed by: David Odell
Stars: Randy Quaid | Anita Morris | Margaret Colin | John Philbin | Ronny Cox